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( after the break up aus. )

• “i’m knocking on your door 3am in the morning but you’re not my friend. but i need a beer and possibly a hug because my gf broke up with me” au. 
• “i am at the club drinking my sorrows away and damn, you look good. we should dance together to get my mind off of my ex bf/gf” au. 
• “taking out the garbage aka old gifts and pictures of my bf and oh god i accidentally dropped everything in front of you, but wow you’re handsome so i don’t mind this” au. 
• “i don’t really like you because you remind me of my ex but there’s something about you that makes me feel like i’m at home again” au. 
• “we’re nothing but fwb ( friends w/ benefits ) but damn you’re friends with my ex? i’m out” au. 
• “we just started seeing each other but fuck you’re my ex’s younger/older sibling so let’s not” au. 
• “i’m playing a song that reminds me of my ex but the way you sing it makes me forget about them so easily” au. 
• “you’re friends with my roommate but they’re not home and how embarrassing that you’re here while i’m silently weeping over my break up but lets watch a movie and eat ice cream to pass time” au. 
• “i wanted to leave one last message for my ex to tell them to fuck off but oops wrong number, didn’t mean to yell at you instead” au. 
• “you’re the only friend who stuck by me for weeks/months ever since my break up and i don’t know i’m kinda falling for you” au.

threads where muses talk about things that confuse them

threads where muses talk about things that have hurt them in the past

threads where muses talk about their deepest fears

threads where muses talk about sexual and romantic orientation and relationships (past and present !!)

threads where muses have deep conversations and are vulnerable with each other !!

livelxng:

give me a first date. give me going to a small town carnival and my muse winning your muse a giant stuffed bear (or your muse showing up my muse and winning them a giant bear). give me going on the ferris wheel and my muse rocking the chair while yours begs them to stop. givE ME WALKING THROUGH A CORNY HAUNTED HOUSE HOLDING HANDS AND EVEN THOUGH The scares are predictable and noT scaRY YOUR MUSE STILL SQUEEZES MY MUSES HAND AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY MOVES CLOSER PLEASE.

gaspsofsea:

I just want a roadtrip plot. I don’t care if it’s just friends, m/m, f/f/,m/f etc. relationship, siblings or any other kind of pairing. I just need a roadtrip plot. With fighting over the music, sleep arrangements in the car when a hotel/motel is nowhere close, someone being too tired and missed an exit but it’s way too late to turn around so they have to change their navigation course, all the crazy photos they take every chance they get, rock paper scissors over who is pumping gas this time and just r o a d t r i p  p l o t.

_{mycroftisyourcroft:}

_{secretly dating aus might be my favourite aus}

• _{you look so hot but i can’t go near you with all these people around so i’m just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious}
  
• _{we were snuggling in our underwear when my roommate came home early from vacation now you have to try and sneak down the fire escape while i distract them with really terrible small talk}
  
• _{we made the mutual decision to go to this party separately and when i arrived there was this asshole flirting with you and i’m trying not to make it obvious i’m seething with jealousy but it’s really difficult}
• _{we were fooling around in my car and you accidentally left your sexy underwear in the back seat which one of our friends finds just as we’re about to go on a really long, awkward roadtrip}
• _{my friend set me up on a blind date and i can’t really refuse because they think i’ve been single for ages so they think they’re doing me a favour and we have a massive fight about it that ends with us saying “i love you” for the first time}

_{secretly dating aus give me life}

spoopy-sandri:

JUST BURY ME IN PAIRINGS WHERE ONE PERSON’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH HELL AND HARDSHIPS, BUT LOOKS AT THEIR LOVER LIKE THEY’RE THE SUN, HOLDS THEIR LOVER CLOSE LIKE THEY’RE THE WARMEST THING IN THE COLDEST SNOW STORM, AND KISSES THEIR LOVER PASSIONATELY LIKE THEY’RE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD. 

ever since we met, i only shoot up with your perfume.

what a classic tale, where muse a is a rough-guy type, who’s been on his own since he was a teenager, learning how to navigate the streets. he’s submerged himself into the dark, dank world of drugs and alcohol, and starts seeing everything in shades of dark, because what is light to someone so nocturnal. but he sees muse b, a pretty girl in a pretty dress being pushed around by some guys. he steps in and pretends he’s her boyfriend. the two spend the night roaming the city, learning each other, as she’s so thankful for his help, having feared the worst. suddenly, he can’t get her out of his head. they meet a few times, and she’s become color in a dark world, where as he’s protective shield against too many vibrant things. nothing feels right without her there, and nothing is okay without him there.

poiseds:

a plot where the muses are best friends with obvious sexual tension but they’ve never done anything about it until one night they’re watching movies together like they always do and their hands accidentally touch and muse a just so happens to notice that it makes muse b blush and of course they start being cocky and teasing muse b endlessly like “really THAT’S enough to make you blush wow” and then it becomes a personal goal of muse a’s to see what else makes muse b blush and so muse a puts a hand on muse b’s leg like “does this make you blush” and muse b keeps ignoring them so it gradually gets worse and muse a starts kissing their neck and maybe even slips a hand between muse b’s thighs like “what about this” and it’s just ! lots of tension and teasing and :~)

brella:

important ship tropes:

• fake dating
• SECRET dating
• being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
• huDDLING FOR WARMTH
• BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED
• finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY
• tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!
• wearing each other’s clothes
• doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long
• channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE
• fucking. Now or Never Kiss
• HEIGHT DIFFERENCES
• defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND
• reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS
• dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS
• undercover as lovers, the classic
• ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING
• casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes
• did i mention F AKE DATinG