Whatever you do don’t imagine your OTP being all cute and domestic. Don’t imagine one washing dishes while the other comes around from behind and lays their head on the others shoulder. Don’t imagine them having a soap bubble fight in the kitchen which ends up being a make out session on the dining room table. Just don’t.
- ‘we’re just crazy kids but suddenly there’s a killer/ghost oh fuck’ au
- ‘we’re telling ghost stories around the campfire with our friends but i think you’re really cute even if the words coming out of your mouth are scaring me half to death hold on what !!! was !!! that !!! noise’ au
- ‘we’re fighting but our car just died in the middle of the road in the middle of nowhere and it’s five minutes to october 31st is this creepy or is this creepy (but also shut the fuck up so i can think)’ au
- ‘I’m the new city kid and I don’t believe in your bullshit local small town legends but you’re so passionate about them it’s so cute wait what’s happening what do you mean you never really believed until now oh god oh god’ au
- ‘we’re being really old school and going to the ‘make out place’ for some privacy wait did something just move’ au
- ‘let’s explore this haunted location and film it’ au
- ‘i got lost in the corn maze and you’re pretending you’re not lost and we don’t know each other but this is really frustrating so I guess we’re in this together oh my god can you just admit you’re lost’ au
- ‘this haunted house attraction is gonna scare the pants off of us let’s do it’ au
- ‘we can’t make out here this is a graveyard and it’s halloween but oh god you’re so convincing ok maybe just for a little bit’ au
- ‘i just moved into this house with my family and you’re a ghost who has been living here without yours for centuries and I’m decorating for october 31st hold on that’s not one of my decorations’ au
- ‘you don’t like halloween and i love it this is gonna be an argument isn’t it how are we managing a relationship/friendship’ au
- ‘I’m gonna win this costume contest don’t you fuck with me’ au
- ‘what do you mean you’ve never been trick or treating????’ au
can i have a plot where instead of the older guy corrupting and tainting the younger girl, it’s reversed ?? where muse a is this vixen of a teenager, in her senior year of high school. she’s got a permanent smirk etched onto her scarlet red lips, and her hips sway with every step that she takes. muse b on the other hand is in his first year of university. not exactly a social outcast, but he’s definitely not on the radar either. he prefers staying in and playing video games over going to some stupid frat party; the type of guy to fumble over his words upon talking to a girl. muse a and muse b start dating and she’s the one that’s constantly dragging him into alleyways to have her wicked way with him, and it’s her hand that’s inching up his thigh when they’re sitting at dinner with his parents. and she’s the one who convinces him to go to frat parties ( and obviously take her along with him ). all of muse a’s friends spill with envy at the thought of muse a having an older boyfriend, but they don’t realize that muse b might be the biggest dork to ever walk this planet though muse a adores him for it.
SEMI-SERIOUS PLAYFIGHTS THAT END WITH ONE PERSON PINNED TO THE FLOOR/WALL AND ACCIDENTAL FURIOUS KISSING THO
better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:
- a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait
- we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there
- i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after
- i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess
- our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk
- i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot
- my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out
- we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other
- my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home
- sharing a cab together
- you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about
- you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you
- i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now
- blind date!
- my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know each other before now
“Sometimes I steal flowers from your garden on my way to the cemetery, but today you’ve caught me and have demanded to come with me to make sure the “girl is pretty enough to warrant flower theft” and I’m trying to figure out how to break it to you that we’re on our way to a graveyard” AU
WOW WHAT
- the ‘camp counselors at the same sleep away camp’ au
- the ‘my new fbi partner/consultant is really hot’ au
the ‘we have to sing a duet together but i hate you’ au- the ‘i should not be this attracted to the new intern’ au
- the ‘you accidentally shipped this weird thing to my apartment’ au
- the ‘my new best friend’s sibling is so hot’ au
- the ‘forced lab partners’ au
- the ‘you just joined the -sports team here- that i’m the captain of’ au
- the ‘we both tried to grab the last copy of that book in the shop’ au
- the ‘we went to a con/party dressed as a couple on accident’ au
the ‘my roommate’s best friend is really obnoxious but also hot’ au- the ‘we’re the only ones in this subway car and the metro broke down’ au
the ‘new bartender at my favorite bar is unfairly attractive’ au
ijustwannaselloutmyfuneraltbh:
- “you work in the ER and it’s like 2 in the morning but i sleepwalk and i fell down the stairs and broke my leg, why r u laughing i’m literally crying in pain” au
- “okay, i realize that it’s closing time, but it’s raining and i’m really into this book, can you just like wait a little bit before you close up pls?” au
- “i work at a little market/store and u came up to the register with a candy bar but didn’t have enough money to pay for the entire thing. but don’t worry, i got you, fam” au
- “i was eavesdropping on ur phone convo with ur friend who offered you tickets to my favorite band and you don’t even want them, do you wanna give me your friend’s number maybe?” au
- “we’ve been pen pals for like hella months and we finally decided to meet up and damn your cute, also did you break up with your jerk bf/gf yet?” au
- “i was super pissed so i went to the gym even tho it’s really late at night so i was the only one there and i was at the punching bag listening to music and you surprised me by tapping me on the shoulder, holy shit i didn’t mean to punch you, i’m so sorry, but srsly why the hell would you sURPRISE SOMEONE WHO IS ANGRY AND PUNCHING THINGS” au
- “me and a couple friends were on the omegle video chat and wow ur like the first nice guy that didn’t try to jack off to us, thanks for that” au
- “we’re internet friends and follow each other on all social media but have never met but hey, i’m going on vacation where you live, let’s meet (and also date)” au
- “i’m sitting alone at a coffee shop and you are also sitting alone and u heard me talking on the phone to my best friend and i was joking with her about getting a sugar daddy bc i’m hella broke, but i swear that i’m like kinda normal, now stop laughing” au
- “i was out in public and had an anxiety attack and you left your friends to give me some chocolate and talk me through it, so tysm” au
- “we work together in a little diner and i swear to god, you are the fucking clumsiest person in the entire world, and i keep having to clean up after you whenever you drop a bunch of food and dishes or spill some drinks” au
- “ur just a random stranger and i’ve been ranting to you for like 20 minutes about how much i hate this one band but now several groups of people came up to you asking for pics and autographs, and oh shit it turns out you’re in the band i’ve been going on about” au
- “idk you but you were getting hit on in public and you look super uncomfortable so i walked over and pretended to be your bf/gf, but hey while we’re at it, do you wanna go get some food?” au
- “i was visiting this school for the day bc i want to transfer out of my school and it was between this school and another one but then i saw u and ur hella cute so i choose this school” au
- “hey thanks for literally saving my life by pushing me out of the way of that car, but now you’re yelling at me bc i was reading and walking and you said i’m too cute to die” au
you’re safe as long as you don’t imagine your otp slow dancing to ‘the way you look tonight’ in their pjs in the kitchen of their new house at 3am with their heads resting on each other’s shoulders if you do imagine that then you’re ruined im sorry